Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one two three fourrrrnication!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Text me some of your sweat
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