so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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