Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We named our party play list daddy issues
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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