just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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