normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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