doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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