Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Randomize
