we're blogging at a bar
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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