She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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