I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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