Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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