I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
dude. I can hear the air.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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