it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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