Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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