he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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