Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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