I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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