oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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