i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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