dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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