So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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