I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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