Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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