Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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