Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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