I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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