let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
