haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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