return my video game
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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