So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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