Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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