On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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