Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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