Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
