guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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