She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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