Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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