So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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