new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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