there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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