Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
