There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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