FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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