I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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