i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
