she was so not down for the gang bang
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
vagina is talking i cant
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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