If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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