Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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