Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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