just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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