but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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