I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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