Barsexuality is the new black.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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