No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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