I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I puked a lego.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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