BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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