i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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